A Movie Worth Downloading

For some reason my internet connection is going at a steady 1-1.5mbps for the past coupla days. Most dudes would just stream porn. I on the other hand who refuse to follow the rules and the stereotypes of being a single guy in a room with very fast internet connection after many months of crawling 56k-ish connection speeds, decided to watch weird youtube vids instead. :D I went through quite a lot, from music videos, independant movies, pk vids, stand-up comedians, and for today's topic, Movie Trailers. :D

Fortunately for me, I landed on a pretty funky looking title called, as you have guessed from the poster I put above, The Machine Girl. Bet I got your interest. Now, I actually got this from another forum board while I was searching for some interesting movies to download. But because this is a feature length film, I wanted to know what's in the 700MB++ file I'm gonna be downloading. It takes quite a while to dl and I didn't wanna waste my time with a mediocre or sub-par piece of shit.

I went to IMDB for reviews and ratings. A reviewer featured on the page had only compliments on the movie. The rating was not bad either, around 60% or something, I don't really remember. So, it could be one of those great movies that most people didn't really get. Or so I thought.

For the final decision making act, I turned to youtube and searched for the trailer and when I did, I was caught by surprise. The trailer was awesomely bad!! Kinda like watching that OH MY GOOOOOOODD!! actor in whatever monster movie he was in. It's so bad that I had to watch it. Thus, that marked the final nail in the coffin and the rest as they say, is history.

It's definitely all I hoped it would be and even better too!! So, as I end today's entry, I would like to recommend to the guys streaming porn right now while reading my blog, to quickly download this movie and u can still watch your porn as you wait for the movie to finish downloading and experience what I have experienced. I can guarantee you that it's an experience like no other. :D Two thumbs and a pair of drill nipples up from me!! Oh yea, I would recommend you to watch the movie without watching the trailer first tho. Definitely a shocker of a starter. lolz.

Hehehe

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow Id be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

Hehehe!!

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow Id be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

Hehehe!!

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow Id be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

A week to go

It seems that my everyday freedom will come to a complete halt come next Sunday. Yep. Back to school, rules and homework. Hmmm... Time management is gonna be a problem. Gotta work on that once the time comes. Life's been pretty boring anyways. A little change would do me good.

Yesterday's fooling around session was fun. We threw training out the window and had some fun. I'm converting them vids at the moment. Most definitely Susuralley material. haha! Muril came back from berak (direct conversion from arabic) for the weekend. So yea, when there's Muril in the picture you can always expect another Susuralley vid. >:3

Got a few more really, really REALLY weird and funny photos. I'm not sure if I should post them up. I'll think about it first. haha!! Alright, this vid is gonna be a long one. Might take a while to edit and especially upload, so, don't wait up. :D